[/ The woman was making little-big-brother noises. She churred at her again the woman needed to make sense not make funny noises. ]
…You can’t even understand me now, do you?
*She wiped her eyes before walking over to Odette.*
So what has our axe-wielding swan girl been up to… I believe your kids are safe, the last I heard…
(Source: themaddealer)
[/ Once Maddie was kneeling Odette took several cautious steps toward her. She let out a confused churr. Was there something wrong? Was she sick? ]
*She looked up at Odette, confusion on her face.*
Odette, I took care of orphans, that was relatively easy because I’m a grandparent. But then Lexi is gone, now Matthew, and there was a roach but not anymore, and I feel so tired from it all. How do you do it?
(Source: themaddealer)
[/ Odette didn’t react very well to Maddie’s reaction as she let out a panicked honk and scrambled backwards ]
But you were… You were gone! And I…I took over what you were good at… and now your axe…
*Kneels down and looks like she’s about to cry. Being a Team Mom on top of wondering whether her family was safe was too much. And the sight of the bloodied axe did not help at all.*
keepcalmandsingyourswansong asked*Hearing something being dragged, she turned her head. And she shrieked.*
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST! Where did you come from!?
…Odette, please come back, wherever you are. I can’t handle all of them, how do you do it?
*frantically looking around* He’s ‘bout… this high. *holds thumb about two inches away from his index finger* An’ he’s got these feelers. *wiggles fingers above his head*
An’ he usually crawl in m’ pocket but he ain’t there.
He’s jus’ a cockroach.
He’s gonna get squished on. :,<
*She makes a face of mild disgust. Animals are one thing, bugs are another.*
Um, I’m sure Burt is crawling happily wherever…cockroaches crawl at… They say the roaches can survive nukes, right? Armageddon won’t do much on Burt, I’m sure…
*Pats his head* Burt will be fine, you’ll see…
*There’s Matthew, and now a roach. She wishes Odette was here, for only to take over the Team Mom status she’s been placed in.*
Edit: Oh look, there Burt is.
Anonymous askedI think I get what you anons are doing all this time.
You all are trying your damned hardest to make our group fall apart.
I am not falling for it. Enigma has every right to feel the way she does. It’s her husband, you dumbf*cks!
This is my bargain, you mewling quim.
(Source: lokifer)
*frantically looking around* He’s ‘bout… this high. *holds thumb about two inches away from his index finger* An’ he’s got these feelers. *wiggles fingers above his head*
An’ he usually crawl in m’ pocket but he ain’t there.
He’s jus’ a cockroach.
He’s gonna get squished on. :,<
*She makes a face of mild disgust. Animals are one thing, bugs are another.*
Um, I’m sure Burt is crawling happily wherever…cockroaches crawl at… They say they roaches can survive nukes, right? Armageddon won’t do much on Burt, I’m sure…
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